Arbit tum, Arbit hum..to kyaa gum... (Nonsense Title)

Anyways, I promise the following quotes are bigger level of non-sense than the title of the post. The bestest of non-sense I can think of :

• oiiiiiiiiiiii.....vo dekh.........kyaaa..???? arrrre udhaar ,wahan pe......areee haannn!! ....wow!!! helicopterrrrrrr.... (*Yes!! I am getting bored*)
  

• tu tu..tu tu taaraa...!!! waah!! kya bakar line hai but mast hai..no??
  

• Jaa jaa... pigeon...jaa jaa...pigeon jaa jaa.....ud jaaa pigeon...